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Joke 31

Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe

My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student I survived the Battle of Endor Palpatine, save me from your followers My other starship is an SSD Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial Max Rebo Tour '99 [or whatever year it is] X-wing pilots do it better WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY (on the Star Destroyer's rear, silly) why yes, i *did* see that movie, why do you ask? Poodoo happens... "My other vehicle is an AT-AT" "Palpatine/Vader in 2000 (Like you have a choice)" "If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field" "The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands" "I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)" "Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled" Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management Yoda School of Sentence Structure Graduate, I Am! Baby Ewok on Board Jedi Academy Honor Student on Board Don't Like the Way I Drive? Call 1-800-FLY-CASUAL My Other Car is an Incom T-16 Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138 Mon Mothma for Emperor!

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