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Luke: Hey, what happened to Biggs? I could have sworn he was here a minute ago... Random Imperial Trooper: Emperor Palpatine? Here's that wrinkle cream you asked for, sir... R2D2 : Anything coherent Han : Okay, I admit it. It's all my fault. Luke: You're kinda cute...can I buy you a drink? Luke: (trying to impress girl) Wanna see some neat Jedi tricks? Jabba : Anything that doesn't start with Hooo, Hoooo, Hooo Yoda or Mon Mothma : I've fallen, and I can't get up! Anonymous Death Star Officer: Wow, that Vader is touchy today. C3PO : No comment Chewbacca: Why don't I ever get the girl? Han : I traded the Falcon in for this new family model... Obi-Wan Kenobi: Luke, will you please stop whining? Darth Vader: This is CNN. Ewok Female: You know, that Chewbacca may be tall, but he's awfully cute. Luke: Jeez, only one woman around, and she has to be my sister. Jabba : Pass me that can of SlimFast, will you? Imerial Officer: Why don't any of the rebels have this British accent? Leia: I want my hairstylist executed - immediately. Yoda: I have seen the future, and we're never going to make it to Episode 7. Lando : Okay, I admit it. It's all my fault. Han : Chewie, you need shampoo AGAIN?! Han : OUCH! Chewie, have you been using my razor again? Luke : Jedi, Shmedi. Let's go hit a bar, Han. Luke : Anybody got a cigarette? Boba Fett : You know, I'm actually a really nice guy when you get to know me... Palpatine : Budget crisis? Whaddaya mean BUDGET CRISIS??? Jabba : And pack the extra Sand Skiff with Rolaids Bib Fortuna : Does anyone here know how to do a French Braid? Han : Hey Lando - how much DO you spend on dry cleaning, anyway? Lando : Han, you seem troubled...have you called my psychic hotline yet? Leia : No, I didn't say TRIM, I said cut it ALL OFF! C3PO : Actually, I have nothing to say. |
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